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actionables:

romance is alive

heliolisk:

heteroh:

rape culture hasn’t gone anywhere

wtf did I just read

vintagegal:

Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face (1957)

crownflame:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

why do you think they’re called mini wheats? LOL

birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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scroogerello:

the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.

The Joker

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife. “WHY SO SERIOUS?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face.” And… Why so  s e r i o u s?

aphrodildo:

flirting w/ bae